peanuts pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

  2. 2. I think I've discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. (Charles Schulz)

  3. 3. Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off

  4. 4. Because my dog likes you on my penis

  5. 5. Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

  6. 6. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

  7. 7. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

  8. 8. Wanna fuck?

  9. 9. I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.

  10. 10. Cause I can put peanut-butter on my sausage if you want

  11. 11. My heart does a little Snoopy dance every time I see you.

  12. 12. I promise my big nose will not get in the way.

  13. 13. I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

  14. 14. I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens. (Charlie Brown)

  15. 15. It's not a Woodstock in my pocket.

  16. 16. Keep looking up... that's the secret of life... (Snoopy)

  17. 17. Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

  18. 18. Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. (Linus)

  19. 19. My heart does a little Snoopy dance everytime I see you.

  20. 20. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, nomeaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

  21. 21. Never fall in love with a musician.

  22. 22. No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from! (Charles Schulz)

  23. 23. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

  24. 24. Oh my Sweet Babboo! (Sally)

  25. 25. Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts

  26. 26. Because I want to spread you

  27. 27. Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool. Sorry.

  28. 28. Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.

  29. 29. Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?

  30. 30. Cuz I wanna spread you

  31. 31. So, have you been eating peanuts? Cause I’m about to suck a PayDay put your ass.

  32. 32. Is your name Schroeder? Because my love for you is unrequited love. (Lucy)

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