joint pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

  2. 2. Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?

  3. 3. Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

  4. 4. Apparently it has everything except you and me

  5. 5. But let me get to the point: Let’s roll another joint. You’re an American Girl and I’d love to take you Free Fallin’... I may be Runnin’ Down A Dream, but I Won’t Back Down.

  6. 6. Let's unleash our joint potential and strive for full integration.

  7. 7. I'm the one who knocks your hips outta joint if you think you can handle it.

  8. 8. How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

  9. 9. Cause im tryna go to in n out you

  10. 10. Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

  11. 11. What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

  12. 12. Joint Custody

  13. 13. Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.

  14. 14. Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint. Hi...

  15. 15. Ladies: omg how do you? Grandad:Coz my joints are sore, but that won’t stop me moving for you.

  16. 16. How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!

  17. 17. I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

  18. 18. Wanna help me smoke this joint?

  19. 19. I never thought that I would meet the woman of my dreams at a coffee joint. Am I dreaming?

  20. 20. I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.

  21. 21. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let's smoke this baby.

  22. 22. Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

  23. 23. Well spread my cheeks and call me "cell bitch;" you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!

  24. 24. That is quite an elbow joint.

  25. 25. Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?

  26. 26. Can you lube my joint?

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