trump pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. They both about to get destroyed

  2. 2. Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

  3. 3. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  4. 4. I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

  5. 5. Your penis must be ISIS, because I am going to destroy it.

  6. 6. Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

  7. 7. Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  8. 8. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  9. 9. Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

  10. 10. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  11. 11. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  12. 12. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  13. 13. Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

  14. 14. It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

  15. 15. Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

  16. 16. You know what they say about big hands.

  17. 17. You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

  18. 18. If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

  19. 19. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  20. 20. You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...

  21. 21. Do you go gold mining? Because you look like you could be my next wife.

  22. 22. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  23. 23. Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

  24. 24. I was looking around the room thinking about who I'd like to sexually assault, and you'd be my first choice.

  25. 25. Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

  26. 26. Girl that ass is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

  27. 27. You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

  28. 28. A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

  29. 29. Damn girl, are you CNN? 'Cause I can't even believe you're real.

  30. 30. It's Yuge. You'll love it, let me tell you!

  31. 31. Don’t worry about getting caught. I’ll have Mike Pence deny it.

  32. 32. I'm the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Don't you think?

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