huge pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. So do I, it's really confusing. I have a micro-micropenis.

  2. 2. Cause it’s HUGE!

  3. 3. *A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*

  4. 4. Then you'll love my personality

  5. 5. Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?

  6. 6. ..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

  7. 7. Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

  8. 8. I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...

  9. 9. Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?

  10. 10. Wanna see my huge stock tip?

  11. 11. Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

  12. 12. I have a a huge Stock.

  13. 13. I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.

  14. 14. Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

  15. 15. Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me? Because I’m a huge of their work!

  16. 16. Violets are blue Your ass is huge And my dick too

  17. 17. Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

  18. 18. Cause you just made a huge mistake.

  19. 19. A pretty huge dick.

  20. 20. Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?

  21. 21. Any ideas?

  22. 22. I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

  23. 23. Just kidding. Huge tits or GTFO.

  24. 24. Because you look huge in hour car and every time we hang out I can’t walk right for like a week afterwards

  25. 25. Cause I want you tsunami

  26. 26. Cause they have a huge treasure

  27. 27. Because you have a huge anus

  28. 28. Because I have a HUGE Woody at my house.

  29. 29. Then sex later

  30. 30. Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.

  31. 31. Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

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