offensive pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because your face is globally offensive.

  2. 2. You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

  3. 3. Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower. Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

  4. 4. You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my sex offenses.

  5. 5. You're hot. And you're smart. Take me home. Let's go!

  6. 6. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm mean, TET Offensive?

  7. 7. Im sorry for the people who are actually blind, no offense, although, they will probably not see this.

  8. 8. Because that's a stoneable offense

  9. 9. Can be offensive as possible, just need an original pickup line

  10. 10. You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality.

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