easter pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

  2. 2. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  3. 3. Would you let me come for dinner in between the holidays?

  4. 4. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

  5. 5. I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

  6. 6. Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

  7. 7. I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.

  8. 8. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

  9. 9. Peter heard the cock crow, but I’d never deny you three times.

  10. 10. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  11. 11. Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

  12. 12. Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

  13. 13. Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

  14. 14. Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

  15. 15. Those jeans make your ash look big.

  16. 16. I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

  17. 17. Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

  18. 18. Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  19. 19. I’m not sure what you’re doing for Easter Brunch, but I’ve got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.

  20. 20. Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.

  21. 21. There’s an Easter parade in my pants…jus sayin!

  22. 22. Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.

  23. 23. Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

  24. 24. Girl, I’d like to take you out, but it won’t be the Last Supper.

  25. 25. The holy spirit must be with you because you’re getting a rise outta me.

  26. 26. Cuz i forgot you existed & i only like you for your eggs

  27. 27. Girl can I visit you between the holidays?

  28. 28. How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

  29. 29. Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

  30. 30. If my right leg is X-mas and my left is Easter would you let me come over for dinner between the holidays.

  31. 31. Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

  32. 32. Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

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