pizza pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.

  2. 2. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

  3. 3. Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

  4. 4. Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

  5. 5. Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

  6. 6. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  7. 7. My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

  8. 8. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

  9. 9. What do you want on your tombstone?

  10. 10. I just wanna eat you all up, then put a bit of you in the fridge then eat you all over again when you're cold.

  11. 11. My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

  12. 12. Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

  13. 13. I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that's you.

  14. 14. Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.

  15. 15. Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

  16. 16. If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.

  17. 17. Don't want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

  18. 18. You'll love the taste of sausage.

  19. 19. Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.

  20. 20. Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

  21. 21. Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

  22. 22. I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.

  23. 23. You make my mouth water.

  24. 24. Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

  25. 25. I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.

  26. 26. Because I want a pizza your ass

  27. 27. I want to give you olive my love.

  28. 28. Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

  29. 29. Are you olive because I love olive you.

  30. 30. Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

  31. 31. I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!

  32. 32. Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

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