newspaper pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

  2. 2. Cause you have a new issue everyday

  3. 3. Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

  4. 4. Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

  5. 5. Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  6. 6. My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

  7. 7. Cause I wanna slam you on the table and run my fingers through every part of you

  8. 8. I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

  9. 9. Cause I wanna see you every morning!

  10. 10. Because I want fold you up and make a hat with your insides

  11. 11. Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? A: What's the scoop

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