condom pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

  2. 2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  3. 3. Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.

  4. 4. what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  5. 5. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

  6. 6. Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

  7. 7. Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.

  8. 8. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

  9. 9. Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

  10. 10. This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

  11. 11. 1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.

  12. 12. Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

  13. 13. Girl, I will go so hard on you it will be an omelette.

  14. 14. much sure you being this with you on our frist date.

  15. 15. I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

  16. 16. Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

  17. 17. The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

  18. 18. So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of heroin?

  19. 19. My condom expires end 20__. Do you want to help me use it?

  20. 20. I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

  21. 21. Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don't believe in STDs.

  22. 22. Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

  23. 23. Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!

  24. 24. Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

  25. 25. I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.

  26. 26. Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

  27. 27. I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

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