student pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!

  2. 2. Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

  3. 3. Because you'll be with me forever

  4. 4. Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!

  5. 5. I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

  6. 6. ... cause I got crazy interest.

  7. 7. Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.

  8. 8. Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.

  9. 9. Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

  10. 10. Because I’d totally give you a shot

  11. 11. And you be my head master ;)

  12. 12. So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

  13. 13. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

  14. 14. Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!

  15. 15. You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

  16. 16. Do you know were I can get access to your student body

  17. 17. For College Students I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

  18. 18. There is a girl sitting alone on the other side of the student lounge blonde with blue eyes and beautiful. Need a pickup line quick!!!

  19. 19. A psych student who likes rock, games and films

  20. 20. Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.

  21. 21. Well thank god you aren't gay, because I hope I'm the first one to give you the D.

  22. 22. Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

  23. 23. Gosh... I thought you were a student!

  24. 24. Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

  25. 25. You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

  26. 26. Chem students do it on the table periodically.

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