lady pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey ladies, why don't we go back to my place and complete the Triforce.

  2. 2. Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

  3. 3. Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

  4. 4. Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

  5. 5. You might be a lady but I'll make you my tramp tonight.

  6. 6. Lets make our "Sex Dreams" a reality.

  7. 7. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  8. 8. All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

  9. 9. I just brushed my teeth, ladies.

  10. 10. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady. You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  11. 11. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  12. 12. Ladies, you want a crown? I got a mouth full of them so hop on my face.

  13. 13. would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

  14. 14. Ladies, what are you doing with your life if you're not serving your men?

  15. 15. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  16. 16. But you lady, you raise my *penis*

  17. 17. May I bestow my noble stead in your stable my lady?

  18. 18. so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  19. 19. My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

  20. 20. Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

  21. 21. I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

  22. 22. Oh, hey there, pretty lady. I notice you travel by airplane. I travel by airplane too..

  23. 23. Now I wont be able to blow out my candles...cause you ladies just took my breath away.

  24. 24. Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

  25. 25. Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

  26. 26. Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

  27. 27. Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!

  28. 28. You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

  29. 29. You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

  30. 30. I'm the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency to the mystery that is you.

  31. 31. Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

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