hospital pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectile disfunction.

  2. 2. I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  3. 3. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

  4. 4. Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

  5. 5. But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

  6. 6. Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

  7. 7. You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  8. 8. Hey, would you like to go the hospital and split a colonoscopy?

  9. 9. I think I hit my head after I fell for you.

  10. 10. I should be in a mental hospital right now.

  11. 11. Cause I wanna die in you

  12. 12. Cause I want you on top of me until I die

  13. 13. If you were a vegetable, I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

  14. 14. The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.

  15. 15. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.

  16. 16. EMTs come when people go down

  17. 17. Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?

  18. 18. Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

  19. 19. Hey girl, you're like a car accident, because I can't look away.

  20. 20. How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

  21. 21. I can find every pulse in your body!

  22. 22. I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I'm certified to do it!

  23. 23. I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

  24. 24. I have all sorts of protection

  25. 25. I have my own multi-positional bed

  26. 26. I hope you passed CPR because you're taking my breath away

  27. 27. I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.

  28. 28. I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

  29. 29. I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

  30. 30. I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

  31. 31. I'd like to find another doctor. Why? Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?

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