mile pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

  2. 2. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

  3. 3. Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

  4. 4. I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

  5. 5. I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

  6. 6. I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

  7. 7. Wanna join the mile high club?

  8. 8. Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...

  9. 9. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

  10. 10. I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

  11. 11. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  12. 12. Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me

  13. 13. You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

  14. 14. I can see miles of here, but there is nothing that I would look rather than you.

  15. 15. But when I saw you, my heart took off instantly 🥺🥺

  16. 16. Are you the sun? Cos you should stay 92,935,700 miles away from me

  17. 17. I may have hairy feet, but I would walk for miles for the one.

  18. 18. I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  19. 19. Because you’re miles thick

  20. 20. Good. Then stay 98,000,000 miles away from me.

  21. 21. But I’m just one call away.

  22. 22. I'd run three miles just to be with you.

  23. 23. Because i want u 300 million miles away from me

  24. 24. Roses are red 1.6 kilometers equals one mile someone might have said you before but not in this way that you have beautiful smile.

  25. 25. The line is cliche to the point that most girls will see it coming a mile away. Hit her with something like "I'm more of a nibbler than anything. ;-)"

  26. 26. Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.

  27. 27. PHARAH: With me, you're always in the mile high club.

  28. 28. .,..cause I hope you stay a million miles away from me

  29. 29. Babe you are the one I want. I could smell your scent a mile away.

  30. 30. For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)

  31. 31. The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.

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