uncle pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

  2. 2. Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could

  3. 3. Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

  4. 4. Baden Powell really was my uncle, honest.

  5. 5. Cuz you're a pain in the ass

  6. 6. You wanna see if he's right?

  7. 7. My uncle touch me so I will do the same to you

  8. 8. I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

  9. 9. Cuz I can see you end up in my ass

  10. 10. Cause I’m gonna make you Smile.

  11. 11. Because I need to find him to get my virginity back

  12. 12. Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there! Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend. Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

  13. 13. My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!

  14. 14. Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.

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