1. I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?
2. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!
3. There's no way they could improve your smile!
4. Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
5. Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"
6. There’s no “D” in “You”
7. I hate FPS games because whenever I’m in game with you, I can’t take my eyes of you.
8. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?
9. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.
10. I hate turkey. But I love you!
11. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.
12. Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.
13. I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.
14. I hate chocolates but I love you.
15. But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food
16. Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.
17. I can make yours go away for 9 months
18. Roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
and my garden is on fire
19. You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
20. Dw I have plenty of vitamin D
21. I would hate to give you diabetes!
22. But I love watching you walk away 🤤
23. Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.
24. A lot of people hate you, but I think you're okay every once in a while.
25. I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.
26. but id be lying because you are my world and no one is more beautiful than you ;)
(I hate life love you all <3)
27. When i was a child, girls hated me because i pulled their hair.
Funny how times change.
28. Something about you makes me automatically hate your vibe, and yet here I am 🤷️
29. If I’ll show you my dick, will you show me yours?
30. Cuz I low-key hate you!
31. I don't hate you I am just not excited about your existence.
32. I hate my life
I hope I get my stomach cut open by a knife