female pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  2. 2. Cause polly wanna cracker

  3. 3. If you were a female gnome warlock, you would probably think I have a big dick.

  4. 4. Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand. (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  5. 5. The Female Body Inspector watchlist. (It came to me in a dream).

  6. 6. Is your name Lightning?? cause I'm tryna make you McQueen KACHOW

  7. 7. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator.

  8. 8. You’re my girlfriend.

  9. 9. Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

  10. 10. Got the seal of approval from my female friend If you would be a number you would be a 0. You know why? Because you're missing the 1. That one is me.

  11. 11. And you belong in the Louvre

  12. 12. She’s a female on tinder plz and thank you

  13. 13. I need water to keep cool and females to mate with.

  14. 14. Yeah you’re a bitch but i know you’ll never leave my side.

  15. 15. Cauz I wanna see you more often.

  16. 16. Cause I wanna stick my dick in that bitch

  17. 17. I'm a female impersonator.

  18. 18. Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?

  19. 19. Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something? James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

  20. 20. Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

  21. 21. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

  22. 22. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

  23. 23. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

  24. 24. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

  25. 25. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

  26. 26. RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

  27. 27. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" (Female Pirate)

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