people pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. But I only want you to come inside me

  2. 2. Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

  3. 3. Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  4. 4. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

  5. 5. But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.

  6. 6. (One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

  7. 7. Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you Edit : be safe people

  8. 8. I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

  9. 9. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  10. 10. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  11. 11. I'm six-foot-five, but I'd like to be six feet under you

  12. 12. I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

  13. 13. Can you do it for me

  14. 14. But that’s all I want to do with you

  15. 15. I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

  16. 16. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

  17. 17. Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

  18. 18. So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

  19. 19. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

  20. 20. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

  21. 21. Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

  22. 22. I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

  23. 23. You are tall enough to ride this ride!

  24. 24. Will you have my NBA babies?

  25. 25. Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

  26. 26. You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

  27. 27. Cuz I too know how to make people come together

  28. 28. Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

  29. 29. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

  30. 30. But what if you make me happy?

  31. 31. People say I'm so lazy, but not after they leave my bed room.

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