illegal pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because it got to be illegal to look that good !

  2. 2. 'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

  3. 3. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you.

  4. 4. Will you be my partner in crime?

  5. 5. Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

  6. 6. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

  7. 7. Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states!

  8. 8. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

  9. 9. ’Cause I want to enter you illegally

  10. 10. Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine

  11. 11. I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

  12. 12. I know it's illegal, but can i touch you more than 3 times.

  13. 13. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

  14. 14. Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

  15. 15. Cause you're a snacc

  16. 16. (Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

  17. 17. Because I want to use you illegally

  18. 18. Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

  19. 19. Because it's illegal to look that damn beautiful.

  20. 20. Then you can do me

  21. 21. Because you smuggled my heart.

  22. 22. Buttttttt they are illegal. So let's go with me instead"

  23. 23. coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

  24. 24. Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good

  25. 25. [Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good!

  26. 26. See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.

  27. 27. Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)

  28. 28. (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

  29. 29. Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

  30. 30. Somebody call the cops, because it is illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a boy.

  31. 31. Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

  32. 32. I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal.

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