Call of Duty pick up lines for you to try
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1. All map packs in COD lead me to you.
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2. Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!
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3. Are you a frag grenade, cause you just blew me away.
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4. Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.
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5. Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.
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6. Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
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7. Are you using hax? You made me hard.
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8. As soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe.
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9. Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you.
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10. Babe, I got wonderful aims with my barrel and I know how to use it.
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11. Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.
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12. Babe, your hot body makes me wanna spray and pray.
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13. Bomb me with your boobs girl.
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14. Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.
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15. Can I Double Tap your bouncing bombs?
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16. Darling, you are my true duty before Call of Duty.
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17. Do you believe at first sight? Or should I stop sniping you?
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18. Do you come here often? Or just because of bad spawns?
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19. Do you like my long barrel.
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20. Do you prefer headshot, body shot, or coming inside?
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21. Forget about CoD, let's play my Cock instead.
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22. Full Metal Jacket is necessary for deeper penetration.
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23. Girl are you head glitching, because just your head makes me explode.
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24. Girl I want to capture your flag, made out of your undies.
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25. Girl you hax my heart.
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26. Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.
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27. Girl, I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.
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28. Girl, I got a hardpoint to show you.
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29. Girl, I want you bad no matter what your loadout is.
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30. Girl, I'll totally give my headshots to you.
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31. Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?
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32. Girl, you blast shield isn't strong enough for millions of mini me.
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33. Girl, you hot IRL.
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34. Girl, you hotter than a M2 Flamethrower.
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35. Give me head after I land a headshot on you?
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36. Have you fallen from heaven? You must be a care package.
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37. How many COD points does it take to unlock on nudes?
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38. How many shots does it take to satisfy you? I got many reloads babe.
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39. I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.
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40. I ain't going to Turtling my turtle anymore.
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41. I am a choob, want to see my true skill?
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42. I am a straight shooter for your heart.
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43. I am dying to double tap that wonderful underpass of yours.
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44. I am legendary.
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45. I am pro with both my game and my dick.
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46. I hope your head IRL is as soft as in game.
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47. I know how to use my guns in any position.
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48. I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.
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49. I promise I won't explode quickly.
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50. I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.
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51. Instead of dropping the bomb in game, how about we get some action in bed?
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52. Is your name Duty? Because I love to answer your calls.
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53. Is your Tac resist strong enough for my 9-bang? We better test it out.
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54. My aimbot is strong for your pussy.
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55. My dick is FFA, come get a piece of the action.
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56. My love for you will never get nerfed.
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57. My predator missile is coming for you.
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58. No pulling out, I am emptying shells into you tonight.
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59. Oh babe you destroyed me in COD today? My turn to destroy you tonight in bed.
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60. Ready for some KEM to your chasm?
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61. Ready to get your pussy overkilled?
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62. So what do I need to do in order to spawn inside you?
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63. Some thing is wrong with my auto-aim, I can't take it off you.
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64. That's not m60 nor Ak in my pants, I am just happy to see you.
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65. Up for PK action in bed?
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66. Want a private match of COD in bed?
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67. Want to have a DM on who's coming first?
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68. WOOT time for some
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69. You are the only bomb that I don't mind being blown up with.
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70. You blow me girl, like a C4.
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71. You blow me so hard I am about to give you a headshot.
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72. You capture my hardpoint.
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73. You could pwn me anytime.
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74. You looking amazing in that CoD outfit girl.
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75. You make me hard at first scope.
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76. You so hot you are just a shiny blob of light in thermal scope.
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77. You sure know how to handle my grenades. I explode in seconds.
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78. Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
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79. Do you like my long barrel?
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80. How 'bout coming back to my place and helping me work on my next montage - it won't be a Call of Duty one this time.
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81. Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
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82. Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
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83. That's not an m60 in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
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84. I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!
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85. How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
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86. You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
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87. Watch out girl, my predator missile is coming at you from behind!
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88. You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
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89. Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest - it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
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90. I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.
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91. Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
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92. You're so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart.
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93. The odds of meeting a girl as amazing as you, are the same as the odds of hitting a no-scope shot from across the map.
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94. All I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?
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95. I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
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96. Let me know when you're close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.
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97. I would run around the world for you... without lightweight.
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98. How 'bout we meet at Underpass and I'll Tactically insert you.
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99. Even if you were wearing a ghillie suit, you'd still be the most beautiful girl here.
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100. Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I've ever done. I hope getting your phone number won't be as difficult.
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101. Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
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102. What class are you using? Because when I press select, you're at the top of my list.
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103. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rejoin this lobby?
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104. Sitcky going out! Sorry, you're just that hot!