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  1. 1. Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  2. 2. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  3. 3. Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?

  4. 4. Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

  5. 5. or are you just happy to see me?

  6. 6. Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7. Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

  8. 8. Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. 9. Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  10. 10. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  11. 11. Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

  12. 12. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  13. 13. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  14. 14. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  16. 16. Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

  17. 17. Is your vagina bleeding or are you just happy to see me?

  18. 18. Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

  19. 19. Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  20. 20. Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

  21. 21. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  22. 22. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  23. 23. Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

  24. 24. Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  25. 25. Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

  26. 26. Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

  27. 27. Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

  28. 28. Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  29. 29. Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  30. 30. Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

  31. 31. Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

  32. 32. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

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