crime pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I want you to take me out ;))) ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

  2. 2. Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

  3. 3. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  4. 4. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

  5. 5. Will you be my partner in crime?

  6. 6. I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

  7. 7. Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

  8. 8. Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  9. 9. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

  10. 10. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  11. 11. Then you’d be the most wanted

  12. 12. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

  13. 13. Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

  14. 14. You look a lot like my next comare!

  15. 15. Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

  16. 16. Cause your gonna steal my last name

  17. 17. You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

  18. 18. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  19. 19. Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

  20. 20. Cause I love jew too

  21. 21. Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

  22. 22. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

  23. 23. Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

  24. 24. You'd be a wanted felon ;)

  25. 25. If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

  26. 26. (You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

  27. 27. Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

  28. 28. Then you are committing the biggest crime

  29. 29. Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

  30. 30. Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

  31. 31. "Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

  32. 32. you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

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