happy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  2. 2. Is that a scepter under your tunic or are you just happy to see me?

  3. 3. Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  4. 4. I'm here to make you one

  5. 5. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

  6. 6. If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

  7. 7. But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  8. 8. or are you just happy to see me?

  9. 9. Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

  10. 10. You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.

  11. 11. Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  12. 12. Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  13. 13. Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  14. 14. When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

  15. 15. I'm the guy. Guided by god to make you happy

  16. 16. The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  17. 17. The first one’s a hug and the remaining is a 69

  18. 18. Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

  19. 19. But for me it starts with U

  20. 20. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  21. 21. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  22. 22. Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

  23. 23. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  24. 24. Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  25. 25. Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

  26. 26. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  27. 27. Is your vagina bleeding or are you just happy to see me?

  28. 28. Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

  29. 29. Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

  30. 30. Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  31. 31. Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

  32. 32. Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

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