nature pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

  2. 2. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  3. 3. I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

  4. 4. When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

  5. 5. Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

  6. 6. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  7. 7. Let me show you how two digits can make a difference.

  8. 8. Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

  9. 9. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  10. 10. You’re lookin’ sharp, so let’s go back to my flat and get natural.

  11. 11. Hey Babe, is there global warming... or is that just you?

  12. 12. Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

  13. 13. Honey you're so hot, i wanna set you up and use you as my stove.

  14. 14. The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

  15. 15. Really, girl, you are hotter than this weather.

  16. 16. It's always hot here let's make it even hotter!

  17. 17. We’re naturally attracted!

  18. 18. How about you and I set a record low?

  19. 19. If you show me your carbon footprint I'll show you mine.

  20. 20. Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

  21. 21. The sun isn't the only that is up in the morning.

  22. 22. Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

  23. 23. Hey girl, you're still beautiful... in that ski mask.

  24. 24. Can I put my polar in your vortex?

  25. 25. We'd go well together.

  26. 26. Fireplace & chill?

  27. 27. Are you blushing or just heavily sunburnt?

  28. 28. Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

  29. 29. Summer is coming... sex is a great work out...

  30. 30. Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

  31. 31. What's up girl, I've got AC at my place.

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