toilet paper pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

  2. 2. Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

  3. 3. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  4. 4. Cuz your exactly what I need Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

  5. 5. High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

  6. 6. Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

  7. 7. When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

  8. 8. Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

  9. 9. You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

  10. 10. Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  11. 11. So I could touch your butt.

  12. 12. Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

  13. 13. Because I can be your Prince Charmin

  14. 14. Cause I can’t get enough of you

  15. 15. Roses are red Introverts would like the quarantine Hey honey Be my valentine? (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

  16. 16. Can I use you instead

  17. 17. Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

  18. 18. Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

  19. 19. I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt

  20. 20. Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight

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