transformer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

  2. 2. You're my bumblebee.

  3. 3. You mean more then meets the eye.

  4. 4. I am transformed.

  5. 5. You must be the leader of the autobots because that pussy is PRIME.

  6. 6. Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?

  7. 7. If life is a highway, I want to drive with you all night long.

  8. 8. Girl, if you were a transformer , you must be a bot or hot, and his name would be Optimus Fine.

  9. 9. My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...

  10. 10. Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

  11. 11. Is that your crankshaft? Or are you just happy to see me?

  12. 12. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  13. 13. Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

  14. 14. I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?

  15. 15. Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

  16. 16. One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

  17. 17. Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

  18. 18. You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!

  19. 19. Want me to transform into the girl of your dreams.

  20. 20. When I was eight I had your picture on my underwear.

  21. 21. Ill rotate more than just you tires baby.

  22. 22. You must be an insecticon, 'cause you are definately a Bombshell.

  23. 23. Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.

  24. 24. Hi, they call me rumble. Do you want to activate my piledriver?

  25. 25. Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!

  26. 26. My GPS must be on the fritz, because I'm lost in your optics!

  27. 27. You know what they say about bots with good shock absorbers...

  28. 28. You must be an autobot. Cause that pussy is prime!

  29. 29. You do know Transformers are adult toys too.

  30. 30. If you were a transformer you would be Optimus fine.

  31. 31. Wanna see why they REALLY call me Doubleheader?

  32. 32. Need an oil change?

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