dairy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

  2. 2. Because I need u dairy

  3. 3. Cause I’ve got something you can milk

  4. 4. Cause I can barely breathe around you!

  5. 5. Cuz my face gets red around you

  6. 6. I should start calling you Concrete Blizzard from Dairy Queen because you are THICC!

  7. 7. Baby, I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my Dairy Queen of Queens.

  8. 8. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

  9. 9. Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

  10. 10. It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

  11. 11. Want some non-dairy creamer?

  12. 12. I’ll be the Dairy Queen and you’ll be the Burger King. I’ll treat you right and we can do it your way — the application, I mean.

  13. 13. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

  14. 14. I may not be Dairy Queen, boy, but I'll treat you right!

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