crack pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I saw that crack and knew I had to have some..

  2. 2. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

  3. 3. I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

  4. 4. I like the way you finger that crack.

  5. 5. You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you?

  6. 6. I can fill your crack for free

  7. 7. Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

  8. 8. Because with you I feel like I can do anything

  9. 9. Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

  10. 10. Because I’m addicted to your crack

  11. 11. Hey girl, are you an egg? Cause your gonna do some crack with me.

  12. 12. Because I'm going to fill in that crack

  13. 13. Because i wanna rape u with you when u pass out

  14. 14. Cause i wanna sniff your crack

  15. 15. But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

  16. 16. Cuz I can crack the code to your heart

  17. 17. Cuz addiction man

  18. 18. Your Thermador cracks my shell.

  19. 19. Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

  20. 20. I want to crack you open like that watermelon.

  21. 21. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

  22. 22. You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

  23. 23. If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?

  24. 24. Hey baby, you workin' that crack!

  25. 25. Keep me tight, I'm going to layback and work the crack

  26. 26. The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.

  27. 27. Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

  28. 28. Polly wants a crack-whore.

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