unemployed pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart - Day 35

  2. 2. So, you file for unemployment here often?

  3. 3. What position are you looking for? Front or back?

  4. 4. 'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

  5. 5. Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

  6. 6. Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

  7. 7. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  8. 8. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  9. 9. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  10. 10. Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

  11. 11. Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my ass off in you.

  12. 12. Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.

  13. 13. You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

  14. 14. Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

  15. 15. Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number.

  16. 16. Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

  17. 17. I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

  18. 18. Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

  19. 19. Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

  20. 20. Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

  21. 21. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

  22. 22. Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

  23. 23. Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours?

  24. 24. Want to come over for a job and sex?

  25. 25. Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

  26. 26. Looking for a job? I could help with that.

  27. 27. Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

  28. 28. Because i want to hire you for life

  29. 29. Cause i think i have a position available on my penis.

  30. 30. Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

  31. 31. Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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