commit pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. All i can commit is suicide.

  2. 2. Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

  3. 3. If you were a repository, I'd commit to you all day.

  4. 4. Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever (Only techies would understand)

  5. 5. Because i‘m ready to commit.

  6. 6. Cause I want to commit to you.

  7. 7. Because I want you to take me out ;))) ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

  8. 8. Cause I'm ready to commit.

  9. 9. Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you

  10. 10. You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

  11. 11. I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime. Cause your gonna steal my last name

  12. 12. I have issues committing to them.

  13. 13. Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!

  14. 14. Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

  15. 15. Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.

  16. 16. "I hope your not a cop babe, cause I'm committing possession... of love for you." Sigh...

  17. 17. Hey girl, I can commit patricide and regicide at the same time.

  18. 18. Coz I wanna push and commit.

  19. 19. Because I want your head.

  20. 20. Cuz i want to commit alabama with you

  21. 21. Cause I wanna be committed to you:)

  22. 22. Cause I wanna commit to you

  23. 23. You should stop committing treason against the Emperor...unless you wanna get nailed.

  24. 24. Talk for 3 days and commit suicide

  25. 25. The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart

  26. 26. I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

  27. 27. I am ready to git commit

  28. 28. I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship

  29. 29. You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

  30. 30. Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

  31. 31. I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

  32. 32. Dr. Phil thinks you’re afraid of commitment. Sign here and let’s prove him wrong.

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