mermaid pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I will happily be Sandy just to be with you !

  2. 2. So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?

  3. 3. Because I think we Mermaid for each other

  4. 4. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

  5. 5. Cause mermaid for each other.

  6. 6. Because your pussy is so wet. P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

  7. 7. Cuz we mermaid for each other.

  8. 8. I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.

  9. 9. Was your dad Neptune? 'Cause I think you are a mermaid.

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