officer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

  2. 2. Bulletproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.

  3. 3. Because you take my breath away

  4. 4. Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?

  5. 5. Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

  6. 6. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  7. 7. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  8. 8. The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

  9. 9. coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

  10. 10. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

  11. 11. Do you know if there's a post office nearby, because I'd ship us.

  12. 12. ... because you take my breath away

  13. 13. Because you're so damn irresistible.

  14. 14. Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

  15. 15. Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

  16. 16. I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

  17. 17. I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

  18. 18. I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

  19. 19. Damn girl are you a police officer? Because you take my breath away

  20. 20. I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

  21. 21. For stealing my heart

  22. 22. Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

  23. 23. You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

  24. 24. Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall

  25. 25. Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!

  26. 26. Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

  27. 27. Because I want your name and number.

  28. 28. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

  29. 29. And lick some stamps

  30. 30. Cause damn your hot

  31. 31. Because you brought cake to work

  32. 32. I know a great way I could serve justice today... should I stop by your office?

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