flowers pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because there is a high chance that you may get confused for a flower.

  2. 2. Because I totally confused you for a flower

  3. 3. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

  4. 4. Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3

  5. 5. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  6. 6. How you doin'?

  7. 7. Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  8. 8. Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

  9. 9. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  10. 10. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  11. 11. Because you never left my mind

  12. 12. Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

  13. 13. Aretha who? Aretha flowers for you.

  14. 14. Want to put them together and make a Kiss? Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

  15. 15. Are you a self-pollinating flower? Cuz you can go fuck yourself

  16. 16. Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.

  17. 17. Cause this one smells like chloroform

  18. 18. Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

  19. 19. Her: Lilies, why? Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

  20. 20. I got you these flowers on Halloween I hope you like the BoOquet

  21. 21. Feel free to shake my tree anytime, but can I pick your flowers?

  22. 22. You would be a damnndelion 🦁. It's worked on tinder for me like at least ten times.

  23. 23. I could walk forever in my garden.

  24. 24. I'd put your tulips and my tulips together

  25. 25. Because you'd be a damnnnndelion.

  26. 26. I might have that saying wrong, but you should let that little guy go, he’s got flowers to pollenate

  27. 27. I think about you When I’m taking a shower

  28. 28. Cause when i saw you, my dick just ROSE.

  29. 29. Because I'm gonna deflower you

  30. 30. And you should let me pollinate

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