1. You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
2. I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.
3. Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
4. Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
5. I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind
6. Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight
7. If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.
8. I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.
9. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.
10. Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?
11. Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.
12. If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
13. Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
14. I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.
15. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.
16. Hope she says yes
17. Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.
18. On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.
19. You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.
20. I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here
21. You were in the hottest singles this week
22. , but looks like I missed one
23. I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.
24. If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.
25. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
26. Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!
27. Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.
28. Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!
29. Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
30. What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.
31. If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
32. So how are we splitting the construction costs?
Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.