sausage pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

  2. 2. Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

  3. 3. Cos I can give the sausages and you can give the eggs

  4. 4. Cuz I'd love to feed you my sausage.

  5. 5. Cos I want you on the end of my sausage

  6. 6. How do you like your sausage in the morning... grilled or blown?

  7. 7. Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

  8. 8. Cause I got a sausage for your buns.

  9. 9. Miss, if your shamrocks need some bangers, I got the shortest sausage for you!

  10. 10. Because i think you would like my meatballs and sausage

  11. 11. Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?

  12. 12. Don't want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

  13. 13. You'll love the taste of sausage.

  14. 14. I’m available with or without sausage.

  15. 15. *I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*

  16. 16. I'll bring the sausage you bring the buns

  17. 17. I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.

  18. 18. Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

  19. 19. With one sausage and two nuts he made a masterpiece (or you can use “chef-d'oeuvre” to sound sexier)

  20. 20. Cause I wanna put my sausage in you

  21. 21. Then eat mine...

  22. 22. Cause I can put peanut-butter on my sausage if you want

  23. 23. Cause I wanna split your buns and lay down my sausage

  24. 24. Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage

  25. 25. Because I’d love to store my sausage inside you.

  26. 26. I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage

  27. 27. Have you ever stuck a sausage through a bagel? Do you want to?

  28. 28. Oh are you craving sausage? Because I'll gladly give you my organic sausage.

  29. 29. How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

  30. 30. Allow me put my sausage patty on your hotcakes.

  31. 31. Babe, I want to dip my sausage in your buns.

  32. 32. Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?

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