pinky toe pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. 2. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

  3. 3. Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  4. 4. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  5. 5. Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

  6. 6. Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

  7. 7. Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

  8. 8. Coz I will bang you on all my furniture

  9. 9. Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  10. 10. Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!

  11. 11. But I'd still love to bang you on all my furniture

  12. 12. Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

  13. 13. You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

  14. 14. Because I know I’m going to wind up banging you on my kitchen table later.

  15. 15. ...you're short, cute and I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table tonight

  16. 16. Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

  17. 17. You're small, cute, and sometimes I bang you on the coffee table ;)

  18. 18. Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.

  19. 19. Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch. (Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)

  20. 20. Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

  21. 21. I’d bang you at the edge of my bed from time to time.

  22. 22. Because I just know that by the end of the night I’m going to bang you on the table.

  23. 23. Cause tonight when I take you home I'm gonna smash you on my coffee table.

  24. 24. Because I want to slam you into all my furniture.

  25. 25. You remind me of my pinky toe... Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.

  26. 26. Are you my pinky toe? Because im gonna bang you on all my furniture.

  27. 27. So I could smash you all around my house.

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