toes pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. 2. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

  3. 3. Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  4. 4. Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  5. 5. I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

  6. 6. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  7. 7. Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

  8. 8. Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

  9. 9. Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

  10. 10. Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

  11. 11. Coz I will bang you on all my furniture

  12. 12. When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

  13. 13. Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

  14. 14. Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

  15. 15. Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

  16. 16. I just had someone tell me I have nice toes.

  17. 17. May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

  18. 18. Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes!

  19. 19. You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

  20. 20. Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

  21. 21. You're small, cute, and sometimes I bang you on the coffee table ;)

  22. 22. I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

  23. 23. So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

  24. 24. Because im gonna bang you on all my furniture.

  25. 25. Are you a tip? Cause you've got me on my toes!

  26. 26. Can I place my missile on your toe?

  27. 27. Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

  28. 28. My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

  29. 29. And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

  30. 30. With my toes inside of them.

  31. 31. I’ll give you the head later

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