creepy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  2. 2. What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

  3. 3. You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

  4. 4. Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

  5. 5. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  6. 6. Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

  7. 7. I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

  8. 8. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

  9. 9. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

  10. 10. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

  11. 11. Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that. Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

  12. 12. Nice f**king weather. Want to?

  13. 13. Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.

  14. 14. I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

  15. 15. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

  16. 16. Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.

  17. 17. You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

  18. 18. Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

  19. 19. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

  20. 20. Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

  21. 21. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

  22. 22. "Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

  23. 23. Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

  24. 24. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

  25. 25. Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

  26. 26. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  27. 27. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

  28. 28. Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

  29. 29. Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you.

  30. 30. Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.

  31. 31. Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

  32. 32. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

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