walked pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. (she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

  2. 2. Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

  3. 3. I'll watch Carl for you.

  4. 4. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  5. 5. Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

  6. 6. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

  7. 7. I'm head over heel for you.

  8. 8. I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

  9. 9. I'm still a real boy. Really!

  10. 10. I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

  11. 11. Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

  12. 12. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

  13. 13. You walked past and it didn't go off

  14. 14. I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

  15. 15. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

  16. 16. I dropped mine when you walked by

  17. 17. Because you’ve been looking right all night. A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  18. 18. Hey boy, if I walk around you seven times, will you fall for me?

  19. 19. I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

  20. 20. I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

  21. 21. Did you walk around me 7 times? Because I fell for you.

  22. 22. When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

  23. 23. Hope she says yes

  24. 24. so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  25. 25. I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

  26. 26. Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

  27. 27. Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

  28. 28. Or should I walk by again?

  29. 29. Wanna see my meat walk-in?

  30. 30. Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

  31. 31. Because you'll never walk alone

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