1. Hey girl, if you were an Instagram photo, I would double tap you.
2. Because I wanna double tap you
3. It said "edit profile"
4. Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?
5. Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
6. My parents said I should follow my dreams.
7. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.
8. You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
9. So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”
10. Pornhub's down, your instagram will do.
11. Cus my mom tell me to follow u'r dre4m
12. What’s your Instagram?
Her: Why?
Me: because my mom told me to follow my dreams
13. **So can I have your Instagram?** ***:)***
14. "If you zoom in you can see me in your pants" if they point out the fact that they aren't wearing pants (I.e. a swimsuit, or a skirt) you say "what a coincidence, I'm no wearing pants either"
15. Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.
Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.
16. So are you gonna give me your instagram or what?
17. Scroll down a bit and 'you're all caught up'.
18. Cause after you stole my memes. You stole my heart.
19. Np
20. Cuz I can swipe my fingers down on you all day long.
21. Alioop w some random numbers was this p cute girls snapchat name, j got her off of Instagram DMs
Reddit do ur thing <3
22. You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.