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  1. 1. My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

  2. 2. Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

  3. 3. You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

  4. 4. I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

  5. 5. Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

  6. 6. Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

  7. 7. Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

  8. 8. Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

  9. 9. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

  10. 10. Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

  11. 11. Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

  12. 12. All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

  13. 13. I want to bear all your children.

  14. 14. I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

  15. 15. I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

  16. 16. If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

  17. 17. Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

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