popeye pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. So there's this girl whose name could, with a little ambiguity be translated as Spinach. I'm trying to think of a Popeye joke, but it just isn't coming to me

  2. 2. Cuz I’m abt to make you cum Louisiana Fast lmfaoooo. I came up with this one in middle school lol!

  3. 3. And drink your pussy juice so I don’t choke

  4. 4. Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns

  5. 5. Cuz I want you to be unavailable to everyone except for me

  6. 6. Because I would stab somebody over you...

  7. 7. Cause you're dry as fuck

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