1. If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”
2. I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.
3. Because you’re half my universe
4. Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.
5. Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.
6. Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.
7. Her: It looks good on you
Me: Most things do. Including you.
8. Oh wait I just remembered I dont have an iPhone but you could always give me your snap?
9. Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...
10. Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.
11. I’m into this guy and he works at donatos, so I snapped him and was like “hey donatos, id like to order an 8inc sausage” and he promptly lost his shit
12. Because I want your snap
13. Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
14. My bad I’ve been fucking with gifs this whole time when I’d rather be fucking with you.
15. Cus I am gonna snap crackle and pop this d*** in your mouth.
16. Because you snap me away
17. Is your dad President Snow? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention