1. If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”
2. The time itll take you to count them all is how long I will love you
3. It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.
4. Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?
5. I'm no good at golf, but I can sure wedge my balls into your sand trap.
6. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...
7. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
8. Cause I can be rough and get all over
9. I have sand in my crotch. Wanna get it out?
10. There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
11. Your sand castle or mine?
12. Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?
13. You would be a thousand beaches
14. If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
15. It's not a sand wedge, I'm just happy to see you.
16. Would you mind blowing the sand off my beachballs?
17. Would you like some of my sand in your hourglass?
18. If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned
- Day 18
19. Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.
20. Not even the sands of time could pull us apart.
21. There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.
22. Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.
23. Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
24. If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.