sign pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

  2. 2. Dangerous curves ahead?

  3. 3. I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.

  4. 4. Because I want to give my heart to you

  5. 5. Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

  6. 6. What's your lawn sign?

  7. 7. Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

  8. 8. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

  9. 9. Cause ohm... you’re cute

  10. 10. Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?

  11. 11. I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

  12. 12. Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

  13. 13. It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility...

  14. 14. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

  15. 15. But you’re looking like a snack.

  16. 16. I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.

  17. 17. (UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

  18. 18. I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

  19. 19. Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?

  20. 20. Is that an uplifted picket sign, or are you just happy to see me?

  21. 21. I’ll show you my ironic protest sign if you’ll show me yours.

  22. 22. You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

  23. 23. Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.

  24. 24. All I need is your name and phone number.

  25. 25. Cause you made me stop for you.

  26. 26. I’d stop for you

  27. 27. Girl I can't lie you're a gem and I ain't even talking bout the star sign

  28. 28. So what's your star sign?

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