public pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

  2. 2. Want to share my dessert?

  3. 3. When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.

  4. 4. Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  5. 5. Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

  6. 6. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

  7. 7. Because I want to invest in those assets.

  8. 8. Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

  9. 9. How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

  10. 10. Isn't it great? Really slick.

  11. 11. Can I show you around when we land?

  12. 12. During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

  13. 13. Are you traveling alone?

  14. 14. Coffee, tea, or me?

  15. 15. Could we even fit in the bathroom?

  16. 16. My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

  17. 17. I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

  18. 18. I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

  19. 19. What lady can resist a man in uniform?

  20. 20. A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

  21. 21. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

  22. 22. Coz you're always a 10/10

  23. 23. Because I never want to be seen without you in public.

  24. 24. They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

  25. 25. Hey girl are you my penis Because I wanna take you out in public

  26. 26. Coz I wanna "MAKE YOU MINE".

  27. 27. Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

  28. 28. Cause I wann shoot kids inside of you

  29. 29. Can I buy you a drink?

  30. 30. Do you get a refund?

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