1. Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?
2. Want to share my dessert?
3. When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.
4. Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
5. Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.
6. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
7. Because I want to invest in those assets.
8. Because I want to shoot my kids up in you
9. How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?
10. Isn't it great? Really slick.
11. Can I show you around when we land?
12. During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.
13. Are you traveling alone?
14. Coffee, tea, or me?
15. Could we even fit in the bathroom?
16. My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?
17. I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.
18. I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
19. What lady can resist a man in uniform?
20. A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
21. Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
22. Coz you're always a 10/10
23. Because I never want to be seen without you in public.
24. They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.
25. Hey girl are you my penis
Because I wanna take you out in public
26. Coz I wanna "MAKE YOU MINE".
27. Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.