1. As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
2. Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
3. Want to save a life unzip pants I’m in need of some mouth-to-dick
4. Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
5. How about my bodily fluids and yours?
6. So do you take contactless payment or is it cash only?