internet pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I'm really feeling a connection here.

  2. 2. Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

  3. 3. I wish you were an email, so I could attach myself to you.

  4. 4. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  5. 5. Cuz I like you.

  6. 6. Hey girl, you so fine.... You make my heart beat at 100 Mbps.

  7. 7. Forget Google, check out my doodle!

  8. 8. Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

  9. 9. Because without you I’m just :// and insecure. P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

  10. 10. I invented the Internet AND global warming.

  11. 11. I like gold, but "A" is silent. Source - internet / Explanation - chemical symbol for gold is 'Au'

  12. 12. Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

  13. 13. Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

  14. 14. You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.

  15. 15. Baby you’re so beautiful you made my 404 page.

  16. 16. Do you have hotmail?...Want one?

  17. 17. Can I get a login to your hotspot?

  18. 18. Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.

  19. 19. I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

  20. 20. Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?

  21. 21. I was going to click on your profile picture, but I got jealous of the mouse.

  22. 22. Hi. I appreciate your Tumblr.

  23. 23. Want to check out my website? It’s howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.

  24. 24. Nice to e-meet you.

  25. 25. I have Amazon Prime.

  26. 26. You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

  27. 27. If you were an online poker game, I'd go all in.

  28. 28. Are you sitting on F5 button? Because your back is refreshing.

  29. 29. I control the internet -- want to surf me?

  30. 30. Are you tired? Because your sexy ass has been running through the Internet and my mind all day.

  31. 31. So, do you come out into the real world often?

  32. 32. If you were a YouTube channel, I'd subscribe.

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