wearing pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

  2. 2. I'm wearing green pants...

  3. 3. I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

  4. 4. Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.

  5. 5. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

  6. 6. The smile you gave me:)

  7. 7. You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  8. 8. You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

  9. 9. Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you Edit : be safe people

  10. 10. I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

  11. 11. Now I can focus on how beautiful your eyes are.

  12. 12. Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  13. 13. You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

  14. 14. That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

  15. 15. Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

  16. 16. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

  17. 17. I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

  18. 18. You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

  19. 19. Tell me what you’re wearing.

  20. 20. I wear my helmet everywhere, and I love getting horny in bed.

  21. 21. You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?

  22. 22. Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

  23. 23. I should wear my Goron tunic, cause you're so damn hot!

  24. 24. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

  25. 25. I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

  26. 26. Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!

  27. 27. I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

  28. 28. The only Veil I wana pierce is the one you'll be wearing on our wedding day.

  29. 29. Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

  30. 30. You're so hot the sun is wearing lotion...

  31. 31. The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.

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