speech pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

  2. 2. I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

  3. 3. What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?

  4. 4. Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

  5. 5. The Gettysburg speech was brief, but something I do not know.

  6. 6. Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

  7. 7. Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO

  8. 8. ._.

  9. 9. Whatever we do during the rabbi's speech will be forgiven by neilah.

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