1. Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)
2. I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long
3. What did the general with a speech impediment say when he saw he was outnumbered? Retweet! Retweet! Hi there, name's Twitter. Can I buy you a drink?
4. Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.
5. The Gettysburg speech was brief, but something I do not know.
6. Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.
7. Cause I wanna k-k-kiss you
Please note, works best if you have a speech impediment
Also note DOES NOT work if you don't have a speech impediment and THEY DO
8. ._.
9. Whatever we do during the rabbi's speech will be forgiven by neilah.