girlfriend pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Roses are red So is the state Let us be comrades Because you are great

  2. 2. You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

  3. 3. Used this to pick up my girlfriend boys

  4. 4. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  5. 5. My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

  6. 6. I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”

  7. 7. This one will get you a girlfriend If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie. because you never leave

  8. 8. Will you be my new one?

  9. 9. Her : oh its Aug 15th. Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

  10. 10. I think you might have it

  11. 11. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

  12. 12. Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  13. 13. Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend <3

  14. 14. My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

  15. 15. Will you be my Composite Girlfriend?

  16. 16. Would you like to be my girlfriend?

  17. 17. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

  18. 18. My girlfriend.

  19. 19. I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you. ​ \- Day 98

  20. 20. No wood gets wasted

  21. 21. In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

  22. 22. "Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

  23. 23. She is a chemistry major. "Damn girl, are you a meniscus? Cause I sure like looking at your bottom."

  24. 24. And she's like, how many girlfriends have you had? "Two"

  25. 25. Because you have phenomenal boobies. (This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)

  26. 26. Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

  27. 27. I can’t find a costume for Halloween. Can I just go as your girlfriend?

  28. 28. Because you smell amazing. ~~^(Just like my last girlfriend. I miss you, Brianna.)~~

  29. 29. Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

  30. 30. He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

  31. 31. 'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world! (Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

  32. 32. Oh, what a coincidence. That's the name of my future girlfriend.

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